A Technofiction Review of Ironman 2

The good part of this movie was the acting. Ipredict it's going to bite this series' internal
thought all the actors did a fine job. The battleconsistency hard.o And while we are at Monaco:
scenes were OK, too, so they didn't get in theThose Formula One race cars have more
way.telemetry than NASA satellites -- as soon as
Here are some Technofiction issues I noticed:othere's trouble on the track, every driver hears
The speed with which Tony Stark's blood isabout. They would all slow down and stop as soon
getting poisoned. First off, the explanation of whyas Vanko first wanders on the course.o Moving
it was getting poisoned didn't work for me.on from Monaco, the Justin Hammer character
Palladium is nothing special as an element, so itbothered me. Sam Rockwell did first-rate weasel,
shouldn't have been that hard to contain it.but he never convinced me he had enough
Likewise, whatever super element Tony inventedcompetence to become a CEO. I kept wondering,
in the last half should have been intensely"How did he get to be CEO of this company?"o It
radioactive, which meant it wasn't going to lastbothered me that both Stark and Vanko could
long, and should have been a lot harder to containinvent stuff in minutes rather than years. On the
than palladium. And, finally, this inventing was partother hand, I loved the inventing scenes. Those
of that Hollywood tradition of playing fast andwere pure pleasure to watch.o Relating to that,
loose with time and space that always grindsthe mysterious way the father, Howard Stark,
me.o Closely related to this first problem, thepassed on the final clue to solving the poisoning
problem Tony has in telling Pepper what's goingpower source problem didn't work for me. It was
on. This makes no sense because she can't plancute, but way too contrived for me to suspend
well if she's in the dark.o And yet another closelybelief on. The utility of breakthrough engineering is
related issue: Tony can't think of anything betterway too hard to convince people of, even in the
to do for his final birthday party than get drunkbest of circumstances. Doing something cute like
as a skunk in his Iron Man suit? My goodness! Hethis would insure that some other bright inventor
can do the drunk as a skunk business anytime!would get credit for this discovery from some
It's another sad Hollywood plot device.o Finally weindependent line of research.o Finally, there was no
move on. When his friend, James Rhodes,effort by Stark to move the final climactic battle
commandeers the other suit, this demonstratesaway from populated areas. When the police
not only the military but the terrorist potential ofarrest Justin Hammer at the end of the battle,
these suits. There should have been a lot morethey should have been arresting everyone on the
rogue operator security built in much earlier in thescene from both Hammer and Stark industries
development program.o The briefcase suit that isjust to be on the safe side.
used at Monaco was neat CGI, but it opened aAnd that's what I have for you. It was a fun
big can of worms in terms of what these suitsmovie for the acting chemistry, and I enjoyed
can do. This is as bad as creeping transporterthat a lot. But the Technofiction holes are pretty
technology is in the Star Trek franchise, and Istandard for a summer comic book movie.