| A gallon of milk is more expensive than a gallon | | | | So I discover the perfect way to save money in |
| of Gasoline. I wonder why, since I am sure the | | | | gasoline if I have to go two or three times to my |
| cows are right here in my garden. Sort of. | | | | closest supermarket: Run my car by water. |
| Gasoline in the other hand, is imported from | | | | Sounds a little too extreme, but for desperate |
| another continent. So I am not going to be happy | | | | problems, desperate solutions. Let me tell you |
| until Milk gets cheaper than gasoline. | | | | how it works. |
| Maybe I am asking for a problem, since one of | | | | Put your safety goggles on please. As you know |
| the possibles solutions, is that oil companies raise | | | | (and you should know) Water is not anything |
| their price a little more. | | | | other thing that of a mix of Hydrogen and |
| I used to go out to get milk when milk was | | | | Oxygen. Remember H2O? |
| needed, but my wife rarely sends me to get it | | | | Anyway, and before this gets boring, all I did was, |
| now since I tend to spend more that I am | | | | extract the hydrogen from the water and use it |
| supposed to. If I go out to get a gallon of milk, I | | | | to power my car. So now I have no problem with |
| end up spending about $50.00, because I cannot | | | | the price of gasoline. I am saving money and |
| resist a good offer of 3 Pounds of cheese for | | | | doing it while Reducing Emissions and Preventing |
| $9.99. Add the yogurt with Latino flavor and | | | | Global Warming. Al Gore should ask for my |
| extra bread and before you know it, I am deep in | | | | autograph. Not that I am looking for a better |
| trouble. | | | | price for a cup of milk, but I feel better when |
| I am not a member of spenders anonymous | | | | Arrive with my five paper bags. (I do not use |
| because I know for sure they would elect me | | | | plastic bags anymore), I know I let a few details |
| honorific president. | | | | out of my explanation, but who cares of what is |
| The only way to save money is in gasoline. I am | | | | going on in the water when the point here is that |
| not the kind of savvy husband that reads | | | | you are saving the planet? Not to mention that |
| coupons, or tries to compare different stores. I | | | | you are saving money too. A lot of money. |
| always go to the closest supermarket and do all | | | | The only thing I wonder now, is if we can put this |
| my shopping in five minutes or less. Also, I never | | | | water system in a Nascar car. I should contact |
| forget to get something for my dog, a toy for | | | | one of those teams to reveal my plan. |
| the cat and a sudoku magazine. Sometimes I | | | | Anyway, if you require more information, let me |
| forget the milk but nobody is perfect. | | | | know so you can start saving the planet from |
| So, maybe I am not saving money on gasoline if I | | | | your house. As they say: Think globally, Act |
| have to go twice for a gallon of milk. | | | | locally. |